Cook, Bitch! - Table of Contents

These recipes are arranged by type.

The recipe is simple. Food is love. It brings us together and binds us at a table so we may enjoy each other's company. We eat because we must. We do it together because we desire to. We forge memories over plates and bring smiles to our lips after a sip of something fantastic. It's not the food that we're at the table for -- it's for each other. We feed from our own warmth and laughter. So with this, eat up, be ever so happy and always look forward to that next little bite. We eat together, because we love each other.

Now it's time to eat, assbag!

Drinks and Cocktails

The Tessa Maye Cocktail

The Speakeasy Special

The Perfect Nightcap

Gin and Tea

Some Kick-Ass Mulled Wine

 

Appetizers/Salads

Goat Cheese and Sun Dried Tomatoes Appetizer

Simple Tomato and Mozzarella Salad

On-the-Fly Crab Cakes

To Be Added: Cucumber Cups with Scallops and Crab Meat

 

Sides

Pancetta and Green Beans

Wasabi Green Beans

Grilled Asparagus Rafts with Goat Cheese and Cherry Tomatoes

 

The Main Shit

A Fuckin' Incredible Twist on Eggs Benedict

Apple and Blue Cheese Grilled Sandwiches

Fucking Ridiculous Leftover Chicken Grilled Sandwich

Steamed Cod With Asparagus and Prosciutto in Lemon Butter in Parchment Wrapping

Lemon-Rosemary Whole Roasted Chicken

 

Desserts, Bitches

My Variation on Creme Brulee

Grilled Peaches with Balsamic Reduction

On the Way: Flourless Chocolate Cake with Orange Creme Anglaise and Raspberry Sauce

On the Way: Martini glass Tiramisu