The Perfect Nightcap

Holy shit, do I love whiskey. I like bourbon especially, and I prefer it straight with no ice. It's sweet and simple, fiery and amber, and best of all, it makes me feel manly. But if you want a good winter nightcap, and you like whiskey, you'll hopefully like this. This is an original drink recipe of mine.

4-5 ounces of Milk/Cream (preferably with some fat content, because fat has body and therefore taste.)

1 oz. Bourbon of your choice

Honey

Ground Cinnamon and Ground Nutmeg

Heat up the milk over the stove or in the microwave until it's fairly hot. You don't need to let it boil. Dissolve honey into the hot milk to as sweet as you like. I can hear some of you groaning about the hot milk part. Yeah, yeah, hot milk by itself can be fucking disgusting, but there's other good shit in this drink. Relax, bitches.

Pour in a shot of bourbon, or more, depending on how strong you like your nightcaps. Stir gently and sprinkle a very small amount of cinnamon and nutmeg in, and enjoy in any ugly-ass (or sexy-ass) mug you like.

What do you think? It's good!!! If you don't like it, you can eat my sweet, sweet, ass. My ass is so sweet, in fact, that I am still alone to this very day.